It’s almost Christmas, the perfect time for gifts. Which is why we’re pleased to offer you something new over here at Magnetism — a brand new site we’re calling the Bureau of Communication. What is it, you may be wondering? It’s a new way of corresponding with your friends. Instead of composing emails, you can use our fill-in-the-blank forms and then email them along. We’ve got invitation forms, apology forms, birthday cards, everything.
How can you use the site? Let’s say your roommate is always tracking mud into the house and it’s driving you nuts. Using the Bureau of Communication, you could fill out one of our “Airing of Grievance” forms explaining how you feel and requesting how they change it. You could even include a request for apology. Email it along, and now she knows that she should use the doormat to clean her boots. She could even fill out a “Formal Apology” page and email it right back to you. The style is very proper, in fact they look a bit like victorian-era tax forms. It’s so serious that it actually comes across as pretty funny.
We’ve got a number of other forms as well, including “Official Invitation” and “Observance of Holiday” — the perfect Christmas card for those of you who haven’t gotten around to digging up people’s addresses and buying stamps.
Check them out, we think you’ll get a kick out of them. And we’ve got a lot more forms on the way, so stay tuned!
